
But worth experiencing, for sure! Video and lyrics below:

Jan offers up her sugar shop, and pleads “Come on sugar, drop and give me some”. Greg growls and literally sings, “I’d eat lots of you, girl”. The lyrics make this seem like a Nicki Minaj or Ludacris track, but no, it’s all of the Brady kids gang sounding DIRTY AF. The Best of the Brady Bunch, Track 13: Candy (Sugar Shoppe) You know I’d just love to be your friend… Then, just in case you don’t get the point, the whole gang drives it home by repeating the chorus over and over and over again as the music fades out: So it’s not just that she doesn’t like you like that – no one ever will, because you don’t really love yourself. You’ve got to love yourself before you love another. If you only know there’s a someone who really loves you. But no, she goes for the jugular and tells you that you need to love yourself first. She starts off by singing “You know I just want to be your friend”. They all sing, but you know it’s really just Marsha.

It is BRUTAL and absolutely on point. The song was originally done by The Millennium, but the lyrics cut even deeper when by the Bradys (some in falsetto). It is possible that no one in the history of music has put out a more condescending rejection song. The Best of the Brady Bunch, Track 10: I Just Want To Be Your Friend If you’re in college and super bored you might use it to prank call your friends…just saying. This is worth a listen if only for how insanely arrogant Barry Williams sounds. Track 1 is the Brady Bunch theme song, and it leads into each actor introducing themselves on Track 2. The Best of the Brady Bunch, Track 2: Promo (Intro) We may have sent an excessive amount of fan emails to Barry Williams.

She not only put up with me listening this god forsaken album – often – but she got just as into as I did. Btw, this post is dedicated to my college roommate Kali. I’m assuming most people aren’t looking to listen to all twenty tracks on this album – although it is quite an experience, especially if intoxicated – so here’s my advice on the best of the best.

We’ve all been living a lie, thinking they were so sweet! The Brady family had a dark side, and they let it out on this album. But there’s some straight weird shit on this album, and the world needs to know. The Brady Bunch has been off the air for decades, and the kids were known for their wholesome, family friendly songs.
